the-absolute-funniest-posts: Mum: Can I borrow your laptop? Me: *Deletes History* Me: *Logs out of tumblr* Me: *Double checks deleted history* Me: *Close Chrome* Me: *Open Internet Explorer* Me: Sure
mom: you think these actors have nice hair and fashion now but in 20 years you will look back at these photos and be like-
me: look children it's your father
grannysmythe: Quoth the raven. “Ya nasty.”
Starbucks Guy: What's the name?
Me: Primrose Everdeen.
Starbucks Guy: *prepares order* Primrose Everdeen!
Me: I VOLUNTEER!
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wowfunniestposts: how the hell does phineas put his shirt on this blog is epic
my mom: don't ever ever meet up with strangers from the internet
me at 12: omg mom do you think i'm really that stupid i would never do that ugh
me now: so do you guys wanna move here and like live under my bed or something
Person: do you have a boyfriend?
Me: are you making fun of me